又一個沒有照片的故事 Another Story With No Pictures

不知道為什麼逵革似乎對"門"越來越感興趣，他玩遍所有小阿姨家的門，冰箱的門、每個房間的門、廚櫃的門、廁所的門、、、等等，結果有一次他被自己反鎖在廁所裡面，卻不知道怎麼開門，還好姨丈很快就用螺絲起子將門打開，之後逵革玩上癮又接二連三的將自己鎖在廁所裡面，當然都是由姨丈來解圍。其實逵革的媽咪也學會如何用螺絲起子打開廁所的門，但她不希望逵革再把自己鎖在廁所，所以她告訴逵革"Uncle Amitha去上班了，沒有人會幫你開門，你就出不來了。"
For no apparent reason, Craig has taken an ever-increasing interest in doors. Craig played with every single door in Aunty Bess's house: the fridge door, every bedroom door, kitchen cupboard doors, the bathroom door .... etc. Then, one time, Craig locked himself in the bathroom and was unable to open the door himself. Fortunately, Craig's Uncle Amitha knew how to use a screwdriver to open the door. After that, Craig locked himself in the bathroom quite regularly. And, each and every time Uncle Amitha and the screwdriver came to the rescue. Although Craig's Mum knew how to unlock the bathroom door with the screwdriver she would tell Craig, "Uncle Amitha's gone to work, so no one can open the door for you and you won't be able to get out."

到了中午，廁所的門被上鎖了可是裡面一個人也沒有，逵革已經學會如何從外面反鎖，逵革真的很聽話沒有再將自己所在裡頭，真是道高一呎魔高一丈。到了傍晚逵革洗澡的時間了，逵革不等媽咪進浴室就又將門上鎖，這回逵革的媽咪認為應該給逵革一點教訓，等他害怕求救再開門，沒想到一下子就聽到他在裡面玩得很開心，之後忽然聽到他自言自語的說"要尿尿，要尿尿"，"不要尿在褲子上喔"，因為逵革還需要人幫忙才能尿在馬桶內，所以逵革的媽咪趕緊開門，然後就看到逵革脫的光溜溜的，所有的衣物都丟在地上，媽咪檢查逵革的內褲和外褲，它們果真是乾的，逵革真的沒有尿在褲子上，只是上衣濕了一塊而地毯更是濕答答的。
However, one day around midday, the bathroom door was locked but no one was inside. Craig had learned how to lock it from outside!! Craig had been very good and not locked himself inside when he'd locked the door!!! Genius. In the evening, around about time for Craig to take a bath, Craig didn't wait for his Mum. He ran into the bathroom and then locked the door behind him. Craig's Mum wanted to teach Craig a lesson. She decided to wait until he was scared and asked for her to open the door. So, she quite surprised to hear happy sounds coming from inside the bathroom a few seconds later. Then, she heard Craig say, "Go to the toilet," and "Don't wet your pants." So, because Craig needs help to go to the toilet Craig's Mum quickly ran off to get the screwdriver, ran back and opened the door to find Craig was completely naked! Craig's clothes were on the floor and Craig's Mum found they were all dry except for a small part of his shirt. Craig really had made sure that he didn't wet his pants .... of course, that did explain the wet spot on the bath mat.